A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton.
Bill: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me.
He takes him to a forest.
Bill: Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.
Bill: more...more...more... Sardarji went up to 100 feet.
Bill: So now, try to search something.
Sardarji: I got a wire.
Bill: you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have
Sardarji became frustrated. He invited Bill to India. Next year Bill was in India
Sardarji : I want to show you our advancement. The same...he takes Bill to a forest.
Sardarji: Dig it. Bill does.
Sardarji: more...more...more... Bill goes up to almost 400 feet..
Sardarji: try to find something. Bill tries.
Sardarji: Did you get anything?
Bill: No, there is nothing here.
Sardarji: you know, it shows that even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS!!